First Unit Test

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        From today , our first unit test has started...We had two papers today..One was of DCO from 10.30 to 12.30 and the next paper was from 2.00 to 4.00 PM...I just knew about myself that as soon as Ill get the chance..Ill move out of the class after writing my roll no and name..because I was least interested in writing the whole paper as I didnt knew anything bcoz I didnt took this UNIT TEST seriously...I just wanted to enjoy here in this unit test..In the first paper, DCO ...I saw the paper and was confirmed that I will be unable to draw any logic gates even if Prema would help me..So I peeped her paper for many times but when I was assured that Im not able to copy even a single question I came out of the class in 10 minutes...Saquib and Arya promised me that they will move in 5 minutes after Ill be out..But both of them gave me kalti...As I think both of them knew the answers or theey got the chance to copy..I dont know the exact condition but I know that both of them ditched me..It didnt effected me a lot..But I was a bit angry on everyone in the class..The only boywho supported me then was Manoj...He came out just after I came out...Then in one hour , everyone came out one by one..And We ..Now this We includes Me, Arya, Yusuf, Manoj, Vishal....sat in the canteen...Canteen was houseful as it is always in its position...

          We drank one cup tea each...but then we sat idle...Yusuf and Vishal started writing assignments..then a sexy pharmacy girl came and asked us that whether you are eating or not..If not then please get upp..Vishal replied that Im completing assignment now..We will eat after the assignment is complete...Now I was bit afraid that We all have to get up as she was a girl and wanted to sit with two other girls standing besides her...Arya gave me 10 rs and told to bring 5 cup of tea..I added my 5 rs to that ..and stood at the counter to place the order..But I witnessed that the girl has complained to the canteen head..and he went to my friends for throwing them out of their chairs..Just then they said that our friend is standing there to place the order..We are eating...He came back..and gave me 5 teas..While I was walking with the tray towards our conquered table..that 3 girls were crossing me and they commented..Aa gaye Chai peeney waale log..I kept quiet but felt like sucking her boobs and drinking milk inspite of drinking tea...Then we sat there..and just after I was back with the Tea..Arya was back wit hthe Samosa-Pavs...and the girl afterwards went giving us a stary look...But we didnt concentrated on her eyes..We were concentrating on the two headlights of her breast....They were quite large...I mean Extra Large..I felt like demanding a hug but controlled my feeling..bcoz she was a senior..Otherwise If a junior would have done this to me..I would have tried to molest her...

          Then we all decided in the class to get up as soon as Arya will move out of the class..and 10 of the boys including some girls accepted our offer..Arya was to move in the first 10 minutes of the paper...and I was to move within 1 minute of his exit..and everyone would follow in the same manner..Ok...Arya this time kept his promise..Came out in 15 minutes...I came out in 1 minute after his exit..Saquib came after my exit...But after this all the dogs kept writing their paper..and we kept abusing their mothers and sisters...I also used abuses for their fathers bcoz I dont care when Im angry on someone...After many minutes Manoj was out..and then Prema was out according to her promise...That after 7 people she will come out..but she came much early..I love her for this...And then nobody came out..after 1 hour everbodyt started coming out with a smile on their face..and I abused them a lot in my heart...This fucking classmates of our BCA sem-2 are so chutiaas that they dont co-operate in any of the plans..Everybody tries to be a leader..an Organization fails whwen everyone tries to be a leader..when someone has taken a lead for an act..and u all have promised for the support ...the nwhy u ditched us? And every one came out giving a reply that " Arre sirf ek answer likha wo bhi galat" ...Arre you cow-dungs and kutte ki moot...You said all of you to write even a single question...You all are struggling for this 5 marks like this will make u a software engineer and you will end up with a Manager in Microsoft..Mer ibadduaa hai tum sub dhokebaazo ko ki kutta bhi nahi mootega tumhari BCA ki degree pe...

           Jitna likhna hai likhlo...abhi kal ke plan ke mutabik fir OB ke paper mein Arya aur main pehle niklenge..aur agar fir tum subne dhoka diya...Toh is baar tumhari chaddi me hagunga aur tumhe pehna dunga...fir dhote rehna apna bochaa zindagi bhar..I dont care about it then...Just see the unity of seniors..The whole class comes out after a single person..And in our class...you all try to be rankers...Go morons...go score 1st rank...that is not going to give you anything..whats more important is ..is that ki you should know how to build a software program..that nobody of you knows..You all are so sick that whenever it comes to practical..You cry Abhilash Abhilash....Put Abhilash in your ass...I have always supporeted whenever it came to mass bunking or any other activities which wasnt related to studies...but you all have ditched Arya and me...I will see you all...But would like to Thank Arya and Saquib for their co-operation...Agar tumme se kisi ko bhi aapatti hai mere is blog se toh..Apne g@@nd ki foto kheench ke choom lo...aur bas kal dhoka de ke dekho..itni gaaliyaan doonga ki khaandaan waalo ne mill ke kabhi kisi ko nahi di hogi.....

 

Today first time I am posting on this blog, as my friend(classmate) Abhilash Ruhela keep saying that I don't post anything here, so here is my first post on this blog.

Today was the first two paper of our unit test.
Digital Computer Design & Computer Organisation(DCDCO) & System Analysis Design(SAD)
The first paper DCDCO was easy,but SAD was not easy for those who where not prepared for the paper,but the paper was easy, many student's left the class in the first hour.
But there were few student's who where writing there paper sincerely.

And there were many other funny things happen in the college.


Thank's for reading....................

FIRST PRESENTATION !!!

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        So finally today on 15th February, students of our class gave their first presentation...In the first lecture of System Analysis and Design..We were to give our first presentation..And It started with YUSUF's presentation...The man really start off very nice and with all the confidence..This was the first time when I saw this profuse confidence in him..He was so confidence that I imagined a boy proposing a girl after 25 girlfriends..So with this confidence he ended his Presentation...We all clapped for him with all our hearts..I really didnt expected so much from him..I knew that he is going to do good but he did his best..I just didnt wanted to see him smiling stupidly like he does while sitting in the lecture..and he really overcame this without even a single smilewhile presenting..WOW..YUSUF..I was really proud of you...and he got 9....The first presentation started with the level of greatness...Then came Vrushali...I wasnt happy with her performance as I didnt heard her voice but it was good even from her bcoz the girl is so shy and she has said so much infront of us was really a courageous guts from her side...She got 8...Then came Prashant Nepte...And what a boring presentation he gave..I felt like sleeping...His performance was just like Abhishek Bachchan's performance in the film...We cant bear him till the interval and same here..I was unable to bear him after 3 slides...But then too I would like to appreciate him as presenting is really a difficult job and Prashant too is a quiet boy and speaking so much infront of everyone was a great task..Im proud of him too but he could have been much better than he was....

            And then It was Vandana with the last presentation of the day...And Wow..The way the girl started..I first prayed to the god that she doesnt do well than Yusuf..But as her slides kept on running..her confidence kept on augmenting and her level of confidence reached there where no one can reach soonly...I was really surprished and astonished to see a girl doing so good and with this tremendous guts that I felt like suggesting her to be a professor in future for the students of first year graduation..She was sick today as I think so and still she gave such a nice presentation that finally I believed the fact myself that she was better than Yusuf...As soon as she ended with her presentation..We all started with the shattering of our hands..and there was CLAPS AND CLAPS AND CLAPS....Madam asked how much to give her and I was the first one to exclaim 10 out of 10 and Yes she was awarded with this awesome marks...

             Now see, I forgot to tell about Siddhesh's presentation...Now if I forgot about him You can understand what a presentation he would have given ...That I dont remember him at the end of the day...You all would have felt that I criticized Nepte prashant but now think that I forgot about Siddhesh's presentation..then how bad we would have been....Dont want to say anything about his presewntation..But I still dont understand how madam gave him 9....

           Madam then distributed us our marks of the first assignments...And the marks were unbelievable..Copying my assignment,, Yusuf did his...and hten Prema and other children copied Yusuf's...I got 7 out of 10...Yusuf got 8...and everyone got more than what I got..Now this is really unbelievable that Son knows better than the father How to produce babies...

           Finally after all of this ...I was the STAR of the DAY because of my article in the DNA newspaper...Both the teachers- Taruna Madam and Snehal Madam extolled me a lot...And I really felt so over whelmed that I cant opine it now...Taruna madam gave me 1 marks in the internal marks as a gift and Snehal Madam gave me 10 marks in the internal marks as a gift..I really want to thank both the teachers..But my surprise was watching Snehal madam giving me 10 marks...My heartiest thanks to both the madam..and lets wait for the next monday for next presentations...

Thanks..

Bye...

ABHILASH RUHELA... 

WINNERS OF FESTS AND DAYS !!!

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     WINNERS OF FESTS AND DAYS -

TRADITIONAL DAY - 
2ND POSITION - ABHILASH RUHELA 

TIE DAY -
Selected people till 2nd round - ABHILASH RUHELA , ARUN TIWARI AND PRASAD DEVRUKHKAR

MIX N MATCH DAY -
WINNER - SULKSHNA PAGARE

PAINTING COMPETITION-
2nd Position - PRASAD DEVRUKHKAR


RANGOLI COMPETITION - 
2nd Position - VRUSHALI


SINGING COMPETITION - 
2nd Position - RICHA SINGH


CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE...